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when you have diarrhea so bad that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole, then you look in the toilet and it looks like the black hole.

Chuck: "Are you pissing in there man, what's taking you so long?"
Frostbite: "No dude, i got me a big helpin of black water, damn those chimichangas!"

black water by theo huxtable April 20, 2004

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Black water

Black water is another word for coke why ? Because coke is made from water and it's black so it's called black water

Girl : Hi can I have some black water?

Boy : Sure I'll pour you some

Black water by Dream not found January 3, 2022

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black bean water

Coffee served black

Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.

black bean water by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021

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back-water viper

n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.

Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.

back-water viper by N.B. April 25, 2006

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Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.

After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.

Treading in black waters by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009

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Back-water heroin

Herion that was smuggled in through the warm and cozy compounds of a white-colar businessman's asshole on an airplane or though the bordor into the US.

George Carlin says that if we start killing off all the white-colar bussinessman, then the amount of herion will greatly decrease.

"Man look at all this heroin :D"
"Dude is this shit back-water heroin?"
"of course!"

Back-water heroin by Matthe August 9, 2006

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Coochie Back Water

Old stagnant semen left in a vagina. Usually overnight but sometimes longer.

Bethany did that gang bang last night and now is leaking coochie back water.

Coochie Back Water by G!Zm0 June 28, 2026

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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