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black water 

when you have diarrhea so bad that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole, then you look in the toilet and it looks like the black hole.
Chuck: "Are you pissing in there man, what's taking you so long?"
Frostbite: "No dude, i got me a big helpin of black water, damn those chimichangas!"
black water by theo huxtable April 20, 2004
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Black water 

Black water is another word for coke why ? Because coke is made from water and it's black so it's called black water
Girl : Hi can I have some black water?

Boy : Sure I'll pour you some
Black water by Dream not found January 3, 2022

black bean water 

Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.
black bean water by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021

back-water viper 

n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.
Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.
back-water viper by N.B. April 25, 2006

Treading in black waters 

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.
After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.

Back-water heroin 

Herion that was smuggled in through the warm and cozy compounds of a white-colar businessman's asshole on an airplane or though the bordor into the US.

George Carlin says that if we start killing off all the white-colar bussinessman, then the amount of herion will greatly decrease.
"Man look at all this heroin :D"
"Dude is this shit back-water heroin?"
"of course!"
Back-water heroin by Matthe August 9, 2006

Coochie Back Water

Old stagnant semen left in a vagina. Usually overnight but sometimes longer.
Bethany did that gang bang last night and now is leaking coochie back water.
Coochie Back Water by G!Zm0 June 28, 2026
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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