black screen

when a girl is pissed off or upset she’s gonna respond with black screens

why does maddie keep on sending me black screens, she must be upset or mad

black screen by urmomiscoolx2 December 28, 2018

black screen

When someone posts a black screen it means they want to be penetrated.

“Yo Robins just posted a black screen he must want to be penetrated.”

black screen by M double o d February 2, 2023

Black Screen Roulette 

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.

Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.

Black Screen Roulette by DJUNGELSKOGG June 3, 2021

Black Screen of Death 

Abbreviated as BSoD (not to be confused with the same abbreviation of Windows' Blue Screen of Death), it is the Original Xbox's equivalent to the PlayStation 2's infamous Red Screen of Death (RSoD). It shows a black background with the green "Your Xbox requires service" text and a error code at the upper left side.

Someone who played the OG Xbox: I remember the Black Screen of Death, that it was so traumatic!

Black Screen of Death by Ryan900USAYT September 30, 2022

Black Screen of Death 

Microsoft ruined Windows 11 and that's one of the main reasons how. It's still BSOD, though.

Person 1: yo I got black screen of death what can I do?
Person 2: you upgraded to windows 11?
Person 1: yep why?
Person 2: nothing special, you can fix it by... and some tech stuff
Person 1: thx cya round!

Black Screen of Death by stysan September 26, 2022

Black Screen of WTF?!

Few ever lose their fight with the Blue Screen of Death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of PC Fuck Updome. After fighting with the BSOD, if you are lucky enough to pass through the BSOD purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying "What the fuck?!"even after pressing the On/restart button to your computer.

You've just killed your computer, congratulations!

Billy Bob - after failing to understand his BSOD problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop - decided to just keep restarting his machine when the BSOD appeared. Certain BSOD aren't really BSOD's they're more, Blue Screens of This Computer Sucks - but only in some scrote licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. Billy Bob, not giving a shit about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. Until one day the restart Billy Bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. Left completely dumb-founded, all Billy Bob could do was stare at the Black Screen of WTF?! and say...

Black Screen of WTF?! by Monster Truck Smash August 31, 2011

Windows XP Black Screen 

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.

"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"

Windows XP Black Screen by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006