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Black Dynamite 

To have sex with multiple girls at once.
Guy 1: DAMN I JUST PULLED A BLACK DYNAMITE
Guy 2: WOAH, HOW MANY?
Guy 1: 7
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Black Dynamite 

The baddest, smoothest cat to hit the silver screen, you jive muthafuckas!

After his brother is killed, Black Dynamite uncovers a plot that goes all the way up to the President to sell tainted malt liquor that shrinks brothers' dicks.

Co-written by star Michael Jai White.
Girl #1: My mommy says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
Girl #2: My mommy said the same thing.
Black Dynamite: Uhhh... Hush now, girls, lots of cats have that name.
Black Dynamite by WhiteTNT July 12, 2010

Black Dynamite 

Black version of Chuck Norris. A fictional character portraited by Michael Jai White in the movie Black Dynamite.
Dude, Black Dynamite would so kick Chuck Norris' ass!
Word.
Black Dynamite by Jezuro February 2, 2010

Black Dynamite Deduction 

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.
*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

But Black Dynamite!

An exclamation made in protest when a friend or colleague states they intend to do something that would screw you over.

Taken from the Blaxploitation spoof movie, Black Dynamite.
I'm declaring war, on anyone who sells drugs in our community.
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I sell drugs to the community!

Hey Craig, I need to take the car to get to work tonight, I've got a late shift.
But Black Dynamite! I was gonna take Carlie out on a date!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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