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Being bored, but still maintaining you're cool by speaking like a black man.
Dude, im so bizored just sitting around. Let's go score some bitches.
bizored by Mic14 August 12, 2008
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Bizored is being bored, and somewhat confused, well under the influenece of marijuana, or other narcotic.
Dude man, I am SO Bizored, I dont know where I am, why are we doing nothing.
bizored by Andrew is a rfc August 3, 2006
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Bioredatable

1.A word to describe Exes that you want to date again after some time.

2.One word for recycling old lovers.

Antonym: non-bioredatable
Sometimes you think Mr/Mrs Wrong may turn into Mr./Mrs. Right after time has passed, and wounds have healed. You may ask yourself "Is this person bioredatable?"
Ultimate sexy:Hey
Me:Are you bzored?
US:HELL YEAH!
Bzored by JelloInTheBay March 27, 2008

bizzored 

After smacking his juice, the gangsta became bizzored and robbed a bank.
bizzored by bill September 15, 2003

Non-bioredatable 

A word to describe someone you are unable to date again.... ever. There is no way in hell you will ever subject yourself to this person intimately again in your life.
"I went on a date with my high school sweetheart last night....she was missing a tooth and kept talking about her extensive Troll doll collection. She is definitely non-bioredatable"

Antonym: Bioredatable
Hardcore awesomeness
Bizorek is so awesome!
Yeah he's the shizz
bizorek by thewhorebag March 31, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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