Talkin' nasty shit, Bizarre won't stop.
I fucked two twins with a midget on top
A sick mind, raping an old lady
Knowing damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby
All I can teach you, learn how to mack, smoke crack
Smack a bitch when she talk back
Matta fact, smack her cuz she's a slut
Don't you realize, Bizarre don't give a fuck.
Purple Pills

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeve
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah s**t
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a b***h
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb s**t start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bulls**t, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

Kon Artist & Kuniva
f**k that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von
You see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone
Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Dumb, dumb, and full of cumm
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new s**t
I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (That's ill)


Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

Pop pills
Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
I overdose
When I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
I must have broke the choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by wh**e lady
Now I gotta straight born *infant*
(You're crazy!)

I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine
(You got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
I can't get jobs
Cuz our arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon


I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid choppin', dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pimp
So ladies wanna try
Blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
b***h I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty s**t
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nutt
by Devils Night February 17, 2005
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Hesitant, afraid to ask, insecure, afraid to intrude, afraid of rejection
By any bizarre twist of fate, would you go out with me?
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justin verratti, goon(ish / y), grotesque, weird, fucking queer*, outrageous
justin youve been exceptionally bizarre today.
by ryangeorge June 01, 2011
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(N.) A fat-fucker who raps in Eminem's D12. He really is the only one in d12 people even know ('I'm the most popularest one in da group.") He raps (Talks real slowly) about having sex with relatives and doing lewd acts while people watch him.
Bizarre's is the only part in "My Band" that I like. Damn, Eminem has gotten corny as shit!
by G-Union May 04, 2004
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A word that can be used to make any specific anime fan break out into a homoerotic pose and begin singing some Japanese song
"This piece of paper is bizarre"
"Why the hell is that kid over there looking so gay?"
by GGPablo8 January 29, 2021
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When Isac starts creating something bizarre and then he realizes his idea from the start is bizarre in itself.
Yo Isac that idea is the definition of bizarre.
What do you mean **OLIVER**?
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