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Bitter Peach 

Typically referring to a man’s fresh sweaty anus that’s being serviced orally. The mix of sweetness from the sweat and bitterness from the men’s musk from anal glands is called a bitter peach.
I went for a run with Josh yesterday and things got heated between us. Let’s just say I ate a nice ripe, juicy, bitter peach.
Bitter Peach by Maktor September 29, 2020
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Peach butter 

Is the product of semen dripping out of a vagina after hard sex.
She cleaned that peach butter out with her fingers and licked it up.
Peach butter by Peach butter maker October 13, 2017

you better count your watermelon and peaches 

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026