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Bitch Lungs

Excessive coughing while smoking, sometimes even those who’ve smoked every day for 5 damn years have this problem
I been smoking for years but still cough, I got some bitch lungs

bitchlungivitus 

a person has bitchlungivitus when they cough on smoke every time they take a hit; no matter how long they have been smoking
takes a hit - *cough cough* don’t mind me, i have bitchlungivitus
bitchlungivitus by anonymous July 5, 2025

bitchlungivitus 

a person have bitchlungivitus when they cough on smoke every time they take a hit; no matter how long they have been smoking for
takes a hit *cough cough cough* don’t mind me *cough cough* i have bitchlungivitus

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026