Bitch Hitch

The Best friend who tags along with her friend and her boyfriend. The female form of cock blocking.

If you and you boyfriend are going, I don't want to bitch hitch.

Sally keeps bitch hitching every time we go to have sex.

by TallonWarrior September 1, 2007

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

by hyoung23 February 27, 2011

Hitch Bitch

Side Bitch - Someone you do not really know is there until you hit it.

Nah man she is just my hitch bitch I don't really like her.

by Truck slut April 23, 2015

Hitch Bitch

The last girl you hookup with before you get married/engaged.

I slept with the stripper from the bachelor party last night. I guess that makes her my Hitch Bitch

by PapiChulo13 September 24, 2019

Hitch-Bitch Slap

To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".

He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.

by Ken Overton January 10, 2009

bitch with a hitch

someone who has an other half, often a partner or close friend

look over there there's the bitch with a hitch

by BitchHitch October 10, 2008