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Sleepy bitch disease 

When you're a bitch that's tired all the fucking time, ESPECIALLY if you have multiple conditions that cause fatigue (ie; anemia, depression, anxiety, Trisomy X, ect.) you have sleepy bitch disease.
Vanessa: Ugh my depression already made me tired all the time and now my anxiety is tiring me out from worrying about everything. I just wanna sleep!

Ava: Sounds like you have sleepy bitch disease, huh?
Sleepy bitch disease by kkzeus December 31, 2018

dumb bitch disease 

DBD has no definite cause, but the symptoms are obvious: making horrible life decisions, getting drunk and or high fairly often, listening to country music, fucking anything and most of all, doing dumb shit.
omg did you see what jerry did, that was SO dumb, he's got dumb bitch disease.

Stupid bitch disease

Stupid bitch disease (also known as SBD) is not rare , as a matter of fact 99.99% of the human population suffers with this disease.

Symptoms of SBD include:
Pissing people off

Annoying people

Interfering with personal business

Obsessing over an ex

Being self absorbed

Being rude for no reason

Acting like a fuckface

Being a douche bag .Etc.
“ Hey man! Wanna go to the club later?”

“Sorry dude, my girl has Stupid Bitch Disease”

Bad Bitch Disease 

-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.

-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.

How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:

1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine

2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her

4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease

Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit

Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
Bad Bitch Disease by Bitch232 March 29, 2021

Bad Bitch Disease 

When a female is Beautiful, intelligent, confident that she gives off Bad Bitch Vibe!

How you now you encounter a bitch with Bad Bitch Disease is if you astounded with her mere existence

The effects given off by Bad Bitch Disease are:

-uneasy feeling in the admin

-An increase in heart rate

- really to hold down a relationship

-Wanting to be her ride or die
Person1- You heard what happened to James

Person2- Yea he’s all simpin and shit for this female, some say she has Bad Bitch Disease
Bad Bitch Disease by Bitch232 March 29, 2021

Stupid Bitch Disease

Describes a woman who has a consistent history of bad choices such as drugs, car accidents, promiscuity.
She wrecked her car and the cops found a gram of H in the console. She's really got the stupid bitch disease.
Stupid Bitch Disease by Badger Burns December 27, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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