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Definitions by Sparisi1122

3rd Input 

A synonym for the anus. Used when discussing anal sex. Was popularized by Howard Stern on terrestrial radio as a way of avoiding censorship and to avoid FCC fines.
Guy 1: So how many inputs is she? Does she do 3rd input?

Guy 2: Yeah, she does all 3 inputs. She doesn't go for 3rd input very often though.
3rd Input by Sparisi1122 November 14, 2010

Barney Frank'd 

Can mean many things. It is typically used to describe something the government fucks up, and can also be used to describe government taxing you up the ass. In Massachusetts you are expected just to bend over and take it, thus being Barney Frank'd.
I just payed my taxes in Massachusetts and I've really gotten Barney Frank'd this year.

Fannie May and Freddie Mac really got Barney Frank'd.

Wow, the DMV was such a pain in the ass. I got Barney Frank'd so bad I could swear Barney Frank himself had bent me over anf fucked me in the ass.
Barney Frank'd by Sparisi1122 March 28, 2009

genital bisection 

Where a dumass (particularly those from BME) slice their dick down the center so it is split in two.
BME guy:Hey you want to check out my genital bisection?

woman: Ew no get the fuck away you're not sticking that in me.
genital bisection by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

Jimson brewed tea 

Hallucinogenic tea brewed from the deadly Jimsonweed.
Ben didn't have enough loot for weed, so he made some Jimson brewed tea.
Jimson brewed tea by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008
A Duran bag is a bag with 5 dollars worth of marijuana. The term Duran bag is a commonly used term in Gloucester, MA.
I'm kind of low on cash so I'll probably just pick up a Duran bag.
Duran Bag by Sparisi1122 March 20, 2008