Birkett

To 'do a Birkett' is to revise science lots, possibly to an obsessive degree.

Also can mean to revise science constantly, with no other hobbies or activities.

"I've got my Chemistry exam tomorrow, so I'm going to do a quick Birkett tonight to prepare myself."

Birkett by Matt Burrell February 5, 2009

Birkett

A slang term for a complete idiot. Inspired from the SEN school in Leicestershire called Birkett House.

Look at Tom, he's such a birkett.

Birkett by Alfred Rosenburg February 7, 2022

Birkett

Sort of beef

beef berginyon birkett

Birkett by FABULOUS FLUFFY March 25, 2009

Birkett

1. To annoyingly persist with capitals and punctuation with everyone elses daily lives, often smacked in the face with a wet fish.
2. To subtly annoy you by requesting punctuation in your work that isnt hers.
3. To annoy Gods with her sucking noises during fellatio.

sophie: 'can i have a capital B please for birkett. .. schlurrrp'
Master of universe: 'Fuck you arsehole'

Birkett by sucky_boy May 18, 2009

Birkett

An offensive slur referring to somebody who has a genetic disorder such as Autism or, as it is commonly used to describe, somebody with Down's syndrome.
This word can also be used as a friendly insult meaning idiot

All of the special ed kids are birketts.

How could you get question 4A wrong? are you a birkett or something?

Birkett by AtoxicBOB October 10, 2019

Birkett

To take a shit in the street.

I got caught short whilst out running earlier. Had to do a Birkett

Birkett by Paul A Radcliffe November 25, 2021

daniel birkett 

A sex offender who loves a co op pizza, has a sexy mum, a cab driving dad and a Cwaig. Got rejected on Christmas Day by a rats ginger a loves a warm touch of the thigh, he will touch you up if your not looking. He is a retarded scoundrel who will do anything to protect his beloved brandon

Run Daniel Birkett is chasing you he wants to touch you up

daniel birkett by Tracy Birkett June 9, 2020