bird penis

Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes

I went on a blind date with this chick last night that totally into bird penis. It was awesome!

bird penis by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014

penis bird 

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......

Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation

penis bird by markunami March 20, 2007

penis bird 

The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.

Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.

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penis bird by penny21 April 9, 2009