A common excuse that women may use to guilt their significant other into marriage. More effective in a strong New Jersey accent, as portrayed by Marisa Tomei. This phrase originates from the 1992 comedy "My Cousin Vinny".
boyfriend: What's wrong?
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my biological clock is TICKING like THIS!
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my biological clock is TICKING like THIS!
by Vamptastic May 5, 2009
a parent who has conceived (biological mother) or sired (biological father) rather than adopted a child and whose genes are therefore transmitted to the child.
by Gibnai October 21, 2013
by PalPanther April 21, 2009
A biological meltdown occurs when a female normally between the ages of 28 and 34, who is without child, is placed into a chemically enhanced hormonal stupor that triggers a countdown in the synapses of the brain causing her to panic because she feels that her ovaries are drying up. Such a condition causes an unrestrainable urge in the female to engage in a loathsome marriage, already bound for divorce, with the first unsuspecting male companion lying prey to her mental instabilities. There is only one goal of such marriage, that is to lure the unsuspecting male victim into immediate and irrational procreation of a love child in order to satisfy the maternal needs of her biological clock.
As soon as the trainwreck hit 30, she had a complete and utter biological meltdown; she met Pablo online, married him on a casino cruise two weeks later, and now she is knocked up with triplets. The trainwreck couldn't be happier. Poor Pablo however; fled to Mexico after he realized he had become another unsuspecting victim to a biological meltdown.
by Maddog and J-Rod May 8, 2012
by DrStreetmentioner November 7, 2017
1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL
"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"
by Buck June 20, 2004
by Joeys brother March 10, 2022