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The act of driving onto a petrol forecourt and deliberately driving off without paying; to commit a bilking.
Police constable: 'We've had three bilkings at Morrisssons this week.
bilking by Jezzer December 8, 2005
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Whilst the lady has taken the males penis deep in her throat thus causing the gag reflex to activate and she may have a little vomit. From bile and milking.
I say Terrance Lady Smythe liked the BILKING I gave her but it will take a few washes to get the vom out of my corderoys.
Bilking by P4ULI5FIT July 17, 2010

Bilking your Milk 

Touching yourself in a pleasurable manner and getting caught
"Oh God! Are you bilking your milk on the subway?! "

Rube-Bilking

The act of creating something intentionally controversial so that you can claim that you're being unjustly censored when private businesses don't want to be associated with it, with the objective of motivating the easily-manipulated into reacting emotionally and patronizing/advocating for your product.

They willingly send you their money and encourage others to do the same as a protest of the legitimate market reaction to your creation.
"The Sound of Freedom" and "Try that in a small town" are some top-quality Rube-Bilking. They made a fortune off of those morons.

Bulking Season 

The season in which someone eats lots of food in an attempt to gain weight and thereby increase their muscle mass
Umair: Yo boyz, its BULKING SEASON!!!!!!!

Everyone else: What???

Umair: BULLLLLKKIIIING SEAAAAAASON
Bulking Season by RavennPrince July 27, 2016
eating more and training heavier in order to gain muscle; an excuse for overeating
1. He started bulking for the bodybuilding contest.

2. Joe: Dude, you've already eaten ribs, a Big Mac, a McChicken, Doritos, Cheetos and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, and drank 3 Coca-Colas, a Mountain Dew, and 2 cups of Gatorade, and you're still eating?

Jack: I'm bulking.

3. KSI: I'm not fat, I'm bulking!
Bulking by BerneseDog75 October 1, 2020
Someone’s excuse to not be called fat. The opposite of hulking. For example KSIOlajidebtHD

Fan: can I get a picture ksi

Ksi: sure (gets in position for pic)

Fan: your taking up the whole shot fat boy

Ksi: it’s not fat it’s bulk. I’m bulking
“I’m NoT fAt I’m BuLkInG!”

Pls upvote
Bulking by ThunderTits76 July 29, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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