Bikini

(noun.) a girl's or woman's chastity, held up by only a knot.

Guy: "Did you check that girl's bikini out?!"
Friend: "Yeah, but she'd look better without it, if you know what I mean!"
Guy: "Damn straight, let's undo the knot!"

by thefruitofthetree.tumblr.com January 8, 2011

Bikini

The greatest thing the French have ever done... Ever.

Snails... What else is there to say?


Bikini time!

by Invasion!-At-the-disco July 31, 2008

Bikini

Men love it when a woman wears a bikini.
It makes then exited and girls go: “come on babes!”

She was hot in her bikini

by Sammybearbooboopie December 10, 2019

Ghost Bikini

When a girl gets so tan or burned that when she takes off her real bikini her white skin makes it look like she's still wearing one.

"Man, I got so burned that when I'm naked I'm rockin' a straight ghost bikini".

by shilackin May 31, 2011

bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2006

Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 27, 2009