Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

Big white whale by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.

The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.

Big white whale by Howard Schultz October 16, 2008

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

making whale noises on the big white phone by JV Biff July 19, 2010