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big hands 

big hands refers to the size of their male sex organs AKA penis
so if you say someone has small hands it means that they have a small penis.
if you say that you have big hands then that means you have a big penis.
big hands by sr71d April 16, 2008

Big hands 

Use by many people to refer to a woman who has kids. Thusly she needs big hands to carry the luggage ( i.e kids and children)
- "man check her out"

- "nah shes got big hands"

- "really?"

-"yea three of them "
Big hands by Stonewall92 October 15, 2010

big handbag week 

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

big dumb hands 

Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower
i had to sleep wiith her! the big dumb hands wouldn't let me go!
big dumb hands by clarkcunt January 8, 2009

Big Mash Panda Hands 

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.
Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands
Big Mash Panda Hands by salamwalad October 13, 2011