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big fat friend

The fat, ugly girl who hangs out with a group of very attractive women. The big fat friend is a notorious cock block and will do whatevr she can to prevent you from sleeping with her friends. Her biggest weakness is the non-discriminating wingman who will sleep with anyone.
I was macking on this girl, but her big fat friend wouldn't leave us alone.
big fat friend by Mufasa25 January 18, 2009
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Big Fat Friend

Usually a female friend of your girlfriend. You HAVE to get on with her for the sake of your relationship but she doesn't make it easy! She'll make sarcy comments, Make fun of you and demand to be everywhere that you and your girlfriend go.

Listen to "Big Fat Friend by Stephen Lynch" for more info :P
Guy 1: Oh hey did you end up getting with Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Nah her Big Fat Friend was there the whole night, Wouldn't fucking leave man

Guy 1: That sucks, just bring her a picnic basket next time!
Big Fat Friend by Killleera7x December 23, 2008

big fat freind

the best song ever by stephen lynch there is allways one to spoil my fucking fun
the girl at the party was hot as shit i walked up to her but then her big fat freind came over
big fat freind by Tony12345678910 October 17, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008