Big dosser

A bone idle fork lift driver/ labourer…. Only works when the big boss is around …. Always skiving with a fag and on his phone.

Look at him tossing it off the big dosser

Look at him tossing it off the big dosser

Big dosser by Big muffin man July 20, 2023

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Big Dosser

There's no definition for Big Dosser. It just means you are a big Dosser.

"Kim and Blanco are big dossers"

Big Dosser by niddLerPT July 6, 2020

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Big Dosser

= Kevin Kurth

Kevin Kurth is a big dosser

Big Dosser by T_eazy December 21, 2020

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Big Dosser

An overweight public school and Oxbridge educated cad who has mastered the use of error, omission, exaggeration, diminution, equivocation and flat denial. He has perfected casuistry, circumlocution, false equivalence and false analogy. He is equally adept at the ironic jest, the fib and the grand lie; the weasel word and the half-truth; the hyperbolic lie, the obvious lie, and bullshit.

Nora: ooh look…look it’s Boris Johnson on the telly again isn’t he charming and funny?

Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!

Big Dosser by Jonny Rotton October 14, 2021

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Big Fat Bum Dosser

An absolute waste of space with no job,no aspirations, relies on everyone else and does fuck all with their life.

Generally a fat lazy twat.

Someone that would be happy to spend their life on benefits as opposed to doing a days work.

Go get a job you big fat bum dosser!

Big Fat Bum Dosser by dontgetwithmysister March 21, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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