This disease also known as Great Hall Food Syndrome, can cause severe nausea and weight loss. It is only contracted by eating food from the Great Hall at Duke TiP West Campus. Three weeks of a Bifidus irregularis infection can result in weight loss exceeding 20lbs. People who survive their encounter with Bifidus irregularis are known to be able to eat almost anything.

Fat Kid: "How did you lose 45 pounds in only 3 weeks?!?!?"
(Now) Skinny Kid: "I caught a severe case of Bifidus irregularis."
Fat Kid: "West food, huh? How many other places is McDonalds considered fine dining?"

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Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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