An epidemic sweeping the nation, which involves young girls becoming obsessed with Justin Bieber. Scientists are currently working on an anti-biotic, but there is no tangible end in sight.
12 year old girl: OMG I'm totally the person Justin Bieber is talking about in "Somebody to Love"!!!
Reasonable Person: Damn girl, you've got a serious case of Biebonic Plague.
An academic discipline of study accepted by scholars globally, that centers around the actions and antics of serial douchebag, Justin Bieber; An advancement in scientific discovery that detects, analyzes, and prevents the process and transformation in becoming a douchebag.
I'm majoring in Biebology at the University of Phoenix.
Did you hear Arthur just graduated from Harvard with a degree in Biebology?
Good thing I went and saw my Biebology therapist, I would have became a douchebag without him.
The adoption, in media interviews, by the Canadian Mr. Bieber, under the tutelage of an American coach, of a black hip-hop-artist-style drawl, together with appropriate vocabulary traits, in an effort to sound more like an acceptably cool black American musician, and less like an uncool white Canadian tween idol.
Interviewer: So, today I'm happy to welcome to the show, Justin Bieber!