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A last name for winners. Biedenbachs are nose breathers who have been winning since queen Elizabeth found the cure for polio. They have the most beautiful webbed toes in all of modern day herman and can put a lift kit on your truck with pop cans. All biedenbachs drive pieces of shit that they worship like a fat guys last bagel. Have terrible taste in women and their women have terrible taste in haircuts. Also known for running family events because of their aggression when drinking.
Caitlin-have you heard about those biedenbachs

Probation officer- yes they just stopped in for their family piss test
by King Derrick January 02, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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