Rennie - "Have you spoken to Pat Flowers tonight?"
Friend - "Na, he's always over there chatting to the galdem."
Rennie - "What a silly birdage c*nt."
Friend - "Yeah, that is birdage, the oily birdage chode."
A sub-category of bondage wherein various types of bedding, such as bedsheets, pillowcases, and blankets, are used to restrain a submissive partner. Additionally, sleeping paraphernalia such as eyes masks, earplugs, CPAP machines, bonnets, and snore strips, are used to simulate sleeping conditions or otherwise arouse one or both parties.
Sure I’m into beddage, I just want you to put a fitted sheet on the bed with me under it while a CPAP runs in the background.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.