on march 22 you have to treat your significant other as the queen/king of the world. Give them all of your attention, no matter what. Give them compliments, give them kisses, cuddles, and just treat them!
Dylan: dude, National Treat Your Gf/Bf as Royalty Day! What are you going to do for your girlfriend?
Kaiden: i'm going to give her tons of kisses and treat her like a queen
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.