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seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Unbirthday beatings 

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.
Very small breasts. Because they resemble the tiny bumps caused by the sting of a bee. Also see Two-backs.
That girl only has beestings for tits.
beestings by justplainevil June 12, 2004
Present tense of bested. "Besting" someone is the continuous aspect of beating someone at their own game. Getting the better of your opponent or adversary.
I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
Besting by Somerlea April 19, 2011

Seasons Beatings 

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk
Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.
Seasons Beatings by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Seasons Beatings 

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.
Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
Seasons Beatings by P.S.F October 3, 2008