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best ex ever (B.E.E.) 

What your ex calls you after he/she realizes that you are the best he/she will ever have, because you treated them so damn good when you were together. No one will ever compare.
As her new boyfriend, my job is to be the best she's every had or will ever have, so she'll one day call me her best ex ever (B.E.E.). She'll be ruined on all other guys henceforth.
best ex ever (B.E.E.) by tower62 December 10, 2012
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S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 

Sneaks do what is best for their people and have every right to make whatever decisions they want to make for his friends. Everyone says it’s best to always listen to sneaks because sneaks never gonna moneybagg yo you daddy🤝
P1: Yo should i take that sophomore to the party
P2: What did sneaks say
P1: He said naw
P2: Hey man, S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 🤷🏽 ♂️

Best Boi 

The goodest of all the good bois
He's not just a good boi, he's the best boi.
Best Boi by satansamosas October 22, 2018

Best Barometer 

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

Best Buy Mobile Centipede 

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

Putting your best ball forward 

When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.
Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".

Best boi 

The greatest bestest most important boi in the universe!!!!
Todoroki is the one best boi!!!(deku also best boi)
Best boi by Boi... Why November 1, 2019