Here we marry deer and buy condiments at drive-thrus just because we can. When driving in bergen county you must be fully aware of your surroundings: watch out for the slut in truck and sane car-dancers. Bergen county is the single most amazing place in the world; after the City of course. Oh and don't ever use our drive-thrus, we'll just parallel park into the line and cut you off anyway.
Honey did that man just parallel park into the drive-thru line?
I believe he did....we must be in bergen county.
I believe he did....we must be in bergen county.
by Begern County Resident January 19, 2007
Dirty Jersey the 2two 0zero 1one BC Bergen County...know one knows what Bergen county is really about, Its about the Cars the Money and the Girls. Home to Ja rule, Jason Kidd, Lil Kim, Fat Joe, Russel Simons, Joe budden, Birth place of SHAQ and many more. In Bergen County we do things big and and our parties are sick and our girls are crazy. Its all about BC Bergen County fuck the OC
by vickk December 23, 2005
Noun:
Not a, but THE county to live in if you're in New Jersey. A place where I feel as if I'm lowering the property value by simply driving through it. A place where the grass is green year round, all the traffic lights are green when you cruise through, the women are gorgeous, like they all just stepped off the runway and the birds chirp Beetoven symphonies. The houses are huge, the parties are sick and every car that drives by costs at least three times as much as my shit-ass house in South Jersey.
Not a, but THE county to live in if you're in New Jersey. A place where I feel as if I'm lowering the property value by simply driving through it. A place where the grass is green year round, all the traffic lights are green when you cruise through, the women are gorgeous, like they all just stepped off the runway and the birds chirp Beetoven symphonies. The houses are huge, the parties are sick and every car that drives by costs at least three times as much as my shit-ass house in South Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey, but I will NEVER be able to afford to live in Bergen County . . . ever.
by that outside dick May 23, 2006
Where big breasted women flock as if they were the salmon of capistrano. Where the beer flows like wine. Where the parties go on to the early hours of the morning. Ludacris said it best with, "201 so much green, so much fun."
by e.h. October 13, 2005
consists of Allendale, Harrington Park.Ramsey, Alpine Hasbrouck Heights, Ridgefield, Bergenfield, Haworth, Ridgefield Park, Bogota, Hillsdale, Ridgewood,Carlstadt,Ho Ho Kus,River Edge,Cliffside Park, Leonia, River Vale, Closter, Little Ferry, Rochelle Park, Cresskill,
Lodi,Rockleigh, Demarest, Lynhurst, Rutherford, Dumont, Mahwah, Saddle Brook, East Rutherford,Maywood, Saddle River, Edgewater, Midland Park South Hackensack, Elmwood Park, Montvale, Teaneck, Emerson, Moonachie, Tenafly, Englewood,New Milford, Teterboro, Englewood Cliffs,North Arlington, Upper Saddle River,Fair Lawn, Northvale, Waldwick, Fairview, Norwood, Wallington,Fort Lee, Oakland, Washington Township, Franklin Lakes, Old Tappan,Westwood, Garfield, Oradell, Woodcliff Lake,Glen Rock, Palisades Park, Wood-Ridge ,Hackensack, Paramus, Wyckoff, Park Rdge
Lodi,Rockleigh, Demarest, Lynhurst, Rutherford, Dumont, Mahwah, Saddle Brook, East Rutherford,Maywood, Saddle River, Edgewater, Midland Park South Hackensack, Elmwood Park, Montvale, Teaneck, Emerson, Moonachie, Tenafly, Englewood,New Milford, Teterboro, Englewood Cliffs,North Arlington, Upper Saddle River,Fair Lawn, Northvale, Waldwick, Fairview, Norwood, Wallington,Fort Lee, Oakland, Washington Township, Franklin Lakes, Old Tappan,Westwood, Garfield, Oradell, Woodcliff Lake,Glen Rock, Palisades Park, Wood-Ridge ,Hackensack, Paramus, Wyckoff, Park Rdge
As you can see, Bergen County is a very large county, so please, let's not many any generalizations!
by BCishot. October 18, 2005
The most gangsta county in New Jersey. If all of New Jersey's counties got into a fight, Bergen County would come out on top and own all. Where all the bitches got class, and no fat chicks. You come mess wit us, we gonna run yo ass over with a minivan and then buy you some ice cream at Dairy Queen just cause we roll like dat.
by Andrew and Evan April 27, 2006
Bergen County is the nicest county in all of New Jersey perhaps the east coast. 90 percent of it are multi-million dollar towns and the other 10 percent is upper middle class. It borders NYC so alot of celebs like in the area. As far as raising a family here it is close to impossible the price of everything is insane like really insane the property taxes in one of the upper middle class towns is around 14k. As far as schools go every one is a good one even the public schools and it has some of the best private schools in the country. So if you are a millionaire move to Bergen County you will fit right in.
person 1-yo were do you live?
person 2-oh i live in Bergen County.
person 3-...holy shit! you must be loaded!
person 2-oh i live in Bergen County.
person 3-...holy shit! you must be loaded!
by Roylance100 May 25, 2012