Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.
Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"
Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!