bending over

when a hoe reaches down to pick up her school books and you bend over too just to look
by jigga-nigga October 05, 2003
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bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.
Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!
by keyshaw May 14, 2004
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bend over

a term used sexually meaning to get ready to be fucked
usually used by a male to a female
bend over bitch
by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009
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bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.
The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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Bending Over

The act of messing up, screwing up, letting someone take advantage of you, etc.
Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over
by bender23 January 23, 2011
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bend over

My fellow Americans, bend over, as we are literately screwed.
by Flappy February 07, 2005
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Bend Over

When behaving as a bitch, you should expect someone demanding you bend over. When this occurs, you bend your waist so that you ass is pointed upwards, so that your anus is well exposed (and scrotum). Then, you shall expect a dick to be inserted into your anus. When being throbbed, tension appropriately and actively adjust to give the best experience.

Important: If you don't bend over properly or your anus isn't exposed well enough, you will be penalized by having to give a blow job after they finish in your ass, Immediately.

After they finish, they are entitled to giving your ass a slap or give a quick yank to your scrotum. Only then, are you allowed to straighten up.
You are such a bitch! Bend Over!
by LITTLE core September 14, 2023
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