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bench me

When a chick lies on the ground, a guy then proceeds to have sex/anal with her whilst she is unmoving.
Guy1: a chick asked me to bench me
Guy2:how was it?
Guy1:not particularly enjoyable
by randyronny November 28, 2016
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The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.
I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.
by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024
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Bunch Nudge Method

When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.
Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!

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Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.

She'll be soar the next morning either way!
by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014
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We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops

A reminder that, amidst life's challenges, our shared humanity prevails, emphasizing that underneath our struggles, we are fundamentally alike.
Mel: We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops.

Tim: you’re not wrong
by Jonathan Brooklin January 25, 2024
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Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015
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mexican beach pebbles

Mexican beach pebbles are pebbles that come from the Mexican beaches. They come in thirty pounds and five pounds
Me: hey, let’s go get some Mexican beach pebbles
They: ur a fuckin loser
by TOUCHA MY SPAGET February 18, 2018
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Melbourne Beach, Florida

A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person
Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch
by Unknown Person 11 December 11, 2010
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