An explosive diarrhea. It pops out of your butt in a ball shape and explodes everywhere around you. It also slightly hurts. It can have many different forms like a super begerk (it propells you through the air) or a backwards begerk (it comes out the front).
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'