Beezered

An extreme level of intoxication often followed the next day by stories of shameful actions and a massive hangover.

Dude, I don't know how you didn't get thrown in the slammer. You were so beezered!

by devonious January 14, 2012

Beezer

You're such a Beezer, Chantal.

1. A nose. A schnozz.

2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.

1. If you say that again, I'll bust you in the beezer.

2. Nathan rode to Bramley on his Beezer.

This is noun that means that someone is a mean person. It can also become a verb if someone beezes mean to someone.

You saw Jake, right? He’s such a beezer.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

someone who is unruly and has zero alcohol tolerance

Man Jim was an absolute beezer last night.

by Mothermavro February 9, 2019

To expell gas.
Fart.

I ate some beans and now i have to beezer.

by Jennell February 22, 2005

A blow job during the act of driving.

I'm sorry Officer McGillicutty. I started swerving mid-orgasm during this awesome BEEZER from this bitch.

by Trainor January 24, 2005