beetus
slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".
beetus by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007
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Beetus
A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.
Beetus by Morbid Duck June 15, 2010
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The height of Vietnamese/ Cherokee hybrid engineering. A mix of Vietnamese and Cherokee blood, to produce the largest and most effective offspring.
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Beetus by SweetNizzutz October 16, 2009
Beetus
The term “bestie” but the letter I is removed and a u is added. Usually used to annoy your best friend.
Beetus by Rainacloud January 12, 2023
beetus nugget
I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.
beetus nugget by Armath July 8, 2010
Beetus Zebra
1.Something bad that always is looming over you, like it or not (Can be anything, not only the beetus.) , A sinking bad feeling, a pessimist.
1:Wow I know i am going to fail this test!
2: Don't let that Beetus Zebra get at you!
Or
1: Wow (Name) is a real Beetus Zebra!
2: Don't let that Beetus Zebra get at you!
Or
1: Wow (Name) is a real Beetus Zebra!
Beetus Zebra by BeetusMaster July 24, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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