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A moment when one's face turns red due to an uncomfortable, embarassing, or awkward situation.

This guy turned beet red at Walmart the other day. He tripped over his own shoelace and fell to the ground. Shortly after, his face resemble the color of lava.

beet red by xDLafx December 2, 2009

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Beet Red

When you pull the skin of a circumcised penis up around the head and squeeze so that the head of the penis is visible and turns beet red.

Billy: Hey Gary check this out! *shows Gary his beet red*
Gary: You fucking chode, that’s some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!

Beet Red by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

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Beet Red

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.

I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"

Beet Red by freddie890 December 2, 2009

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beet red diva

A gay man who takes viagra so his face turns red.

Steven took some viagra before going to the bathhouse, and he duck walked in like a beet red diva.

beet red diva by Queen Trish paytas May 3, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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