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beeranoia 

The emotional state of thinking you've run out of beer, but then realize you actually still have some left.
Decrepit drunk bastard: "jumpin jesus fuck bud, I've got no beer man!"
16 seconds later
"sweet jesus, holy fuck I've got beer bai...'magin I just experienced beeranoia.
beeranoia by tarnishedhate666 November 25, 2017
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beerinoids 

Sores and/or burst blood vessels appearing in the rectal area resulting from excessively forceful beer farts.
Man, I can't sit still on account of the beerinoids!
beerinoids by teeaitch January 14, 2009

beercano 

The moment you knock your bottle of beer on top of someone else's, causing the inevitable explosion from their drink, dousing them, and usually anyone in the near vicinity in beer.
1: Hey look at that over there!
*clink*
2: You fool, you've just unleashed a beercano all up in here and wasted half my drink!
beercano by qwerty.uiop September 8, 2014