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Bearsharking

The title of a situation between two people who are "hooking up exclusively" but have not acknowledged to each other or to the public at large that they are dating.
In reference to one's relationship status: Q. "What are you guys?" A. "We're bearsharking" or "we're not dating, we're just bearsharking."
Bearsharking by Abdog September 28, 2010

Bearsharktopus 

The organic lovechild of a 3-way between a Bear, a Shark and an Octopus. Has all the awesome traits of each animal in one crossbreeding superior being.
"My coworker quit smoking and she's acting like a Bearsharktopus today!"

bearsharkocalypse 

The inevitable war between bears and sharks that will bring upon the apocolypse.
As is said in the great Bear/ Shark truce. One to the land, one to the sea, lest the world be engulfed in a never ending Bearsharkocalypse.
On August 15, 1807 Jeremiah Debussy discover the "Bear Shark" in the Arctic Ocean. The "Bear Shark" has head of an American Black bear. Has the body of a Whale Shark. For extremities it has 4 bear like legs with the back having a frog like motif. The paws are of a bear and webbed. It is an amphibious mammal. The scientific term for this animal is "Ursus typus"
The Bearshark stands 7.5 feet tall. Weights nearly half a ton. Is gray and brown in color. Encounters have caused several Arctic explorations to come to a bloody end due to vast destruction of personnel and pack animals.
Bearshark by Tcheung October 31, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026