beer monocle
like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.
beer monocle by rob z February 15, 2005
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beer monocle
Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.
beer monocle by Gavine July 13, 2006
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