Beer Dump 

The intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. The image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the Deepwater Horizon Gulf Spill and Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, respectively.

Andrew won the Case Race last night, and now he's taking a beer dump I'm my bathroom - on the bright side, I probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!

Beer Dump by Chris (the sexy one) June 26, 2010

beer dump 

When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning

Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?

Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!

Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump

Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*

Guy # 1: . . . . damn

beer dump by jiujitsujack August 23, 2009

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

BEER DUMPING by workseverytime February 13, 2012

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

BEER DUMPING by workseverytime February 13, 2012

Dumpster Beer 

Beer that can be found in a dumpster normally found by a beer distributor many times because the case is damaged.

Many times high school kids will root through these dumpsters to find themselves free beer that they have a slim chance being caught drinking.

Friend 1:WOW howd u get that beer your only 17?

Friend 2:well i went and got some dumpster beer

Wow how did you get all these beer if you have no money?

Its dumpster beer silly

Dumpster Beer by CVmustangman May 3, 2009