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What Adam and Joe say to eacchother when they see one anoher. Like, "hello"
Joe-"beefseat"
Adam-"beefseat"
beefseat by Thomas_Oldham May 3, 2005
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Mongolian Beefeater 

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

Beefeater 

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.
Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

beefeater 

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.
With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.
beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011

Beefeater 

Strong London dry gin. Smells like ISO alcohol. An acquired taste.
Last night I took 7 shots of Beefeater before hitting up the dance in a state of total shitface
Beefeater by NateLa May 26, 2009

beefmeat 

a large hunk of meat
t.t. likes to eat beefmeat
beefmeat by henan December 2, 2009

Steamrolled Beefeater 

A hot shot of gin.

Preferably beefeater brand, in a plastic shot cup, microwaved to 100 degrees Celsius/212 degrees Fahrenheit.
Bar patron: “do you have a microwave?”

Bartender: “Why?”

Bar patron: “I’m trying to get a steamrolled beefeater for my brother. It’s his birthday and that’s his favorite drink.”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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