Beef Taco

The sexual act of one person pooping in another person's vagina.

Yo dude, I can't hang out today, I gotta drive my chick to the doc's office because I beef taco'd her last night and now she's got a UTI.

by Tinga Poblana November 21, 2010

Beef Taco

The result of a woman wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared in her vagina.

She gets a lot of infections due to her beef taco.

by zombiefood October 15, 2009

Beef Taco

The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman

Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory

by Doogrim March 1, 2009

Beef Taco

When one shits with ass cheeks clamped tightly together so it prevents shit from smoothly coming out. This results with the shit being extruded out the sides of the crack.

He made a beef taco inside the lecture hall

by ELdunno February 24, 2009

Beef Taco

The sexual act of taking a shit inside a vagina.

X: Want a Beef Taco?
Y: Yea, like I'm ganna fall for that one

X: Want a Beef Taco?
Y: Yea, like I'm ganna fall for that one

by Pain E. December 11, 2010

Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls

It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”

by K1llawatt69 November 4, 2017

hot beef taco breath

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.

Duante: Ms. Pounall is so damn sexy plus she has that hot beef taco breath that i love

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015