beef neck

when you playfully *slap* the back of someone's neck, usually after they make a dumb or obvious statement. saying "BEEF NECK!" is optional while administering the *slap*.

After Bobbi asked me where her keys were, I pointed out they were right in front of her on her desk, and then gave her a BEEF NECK!

beef neck by xpiratebillx November 22, 2010

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Beef Neck

A girl who develops a strong neck due to taking repeated (pelvic) force to the face (thus resembling a cow's neck).

Aka.: bovine bitches, cattle neck, throat like a t-bone.

My girlfriend is developing quite a nice beef neck.

Damn! Them bitches got beef necks.

I want a beef neck'd girl.

Call me Old McDonald, cause my bovine bitches got cattle necks!

Beef Neck by Travisty Designs February 25, 2011

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Beef Necklace

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.

Beef Necklace by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009

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beefneck

reaction to when someone says something stupid, you slap them on the back of the neck while saying "beefneck"

Person #1: "Megan Fox isn't hot"

Person #2: "Beefneck"

beefneck by willy_j_33 October 19, 2010

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Beefneck

When someone says a gay joke, something stupid, or something that deserves to be punished for. You also say beefneck while slapping the back part of their neck. Beefneck is a way to say that something is dumb; some people confess and put forward their necks and get hit, voluntarily.

Jimmy: Basketball is one of the dumbest sports ever.

John: Beefneck!!

(Slaps back of neck)

Beefneck by Beefnecker November 28, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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