bedside baptist

a baptist who would rather stay in bed instead of going to church?

"where is john this morning?"
"he's a bedside baptist"

see matress worship

by lozikins May 09, 2010

Bedside Baptist

Also known as Pillow Presbyterian, this church is one that you attend in your dreams. Members of Bedside Baptist may be labeled as heathens by members of other denominations.

Crap, dude, I overslept this morning so I ended up going to Bedside Baptist.

by krazyness April 22, 2009

Bedside Baptist

The church you go to when you decide to sleep in.

"Hey Mary did you go to church today?"
No, I took a little trip to Bedside Baptist"

by MsDghtry14 May 09, 2010