Bedrock Learning 

A painful experience if you ask me, the tasks on Bedrock don't even make sense, to be honest, I would personally go to Hell than do this shit. Even worse is the matching up task, it was as if pain had a baby with suffering. Whoever made Bedrock should be executed for child abuse and the cause of depression toward young minds.

Son: mum, can I go play with my friends.
Mum: have you done your Bedrock Learning.
Son:....

Bedrock Learning by IslamicTord September 24, 2022

bedrock learning 

An actual shitty website where you're forced to go through NPC training videos and it's mandatory to watch. Any teacher that gives you homework on this website is an actual shmuck and deserves to die in the most excruciating death possible. I swear it's the most dystopian thing ever, it forces you to use English in a specific way.
Additionally, some "girl" on the website (The creators never touched one or even seen one except from their mothers) in the form of a text message asks you to bore her to death, I mean, give her definitions and shit for words as if she's banned from using Google.

I feel like torturing myself today so I'm gonna go on bedrock learning

bedrock learning by TheShittingAnimal5000 September 24, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004