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A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.
Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.
by ShroomBear September 09, 2015
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