A 'Bedlamite' is the term used to describe a member of the 'James Blunt' fandom. They worship James Blunt and everything about him.

These classy mofos are of the highest moral fibre and have impressive intellect and sharp wit, enabling them to connect with the songs written and performed (emphatically) by the almighty Blunty (Lord of all).

They are some damn fine sassy specimens of humanity, who are particularly partial to super hot and spicy chicken wings.

Their daily activities and hobbies include singing along and listening to James' music on repeat (to the extent that family and friends threaten professional intervention) crying over pictures of James, crying over videos of James, listening to more music, generally yabbering on about James to anyone with functional ear canals.

They are completely and utterly nuts.
Bonkers.
Seriously, you have been warned.
They're full crazy.
Aint no half ass crazy when they're about.

Person 1: Wow, she's one saucy wench.
Person 2: What do you expect, she's a Bedlamite?

Bedlamite by Slideoverherebluntymydear January 7, 2013

Related Words

beccamite • beccame • Beccanitis • Bedlamite • Art thou bedlamite? • beca mitchell • Becca Stegman • becca stein

Art thou bedlamite?

Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"

a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT

b: Art thou bedlamite?

Art thou bedlamite? by Fun1k September 7, 2012

beccame

to be bitchy for no reason

she was a right beccame

beccame by Prof knowitall January 6, 2004

Beccanitis

A devastating disease which attacks the central nervous system and immediately forces the 5 senses to be overwhelmed with sensations that are not that of human nature. If the disease is not cured immediately, over time this feeling of euphoria advances in stages that may take complete control of every neurotransmitter in the body creating an everlasting release of endorphins which cannot be cured. So the victim is left to live with the feeling of happiness the rest of their lives.

Kc was badly infected by Beccanitis :D

Beccanitis by Kc Divney June 17, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026