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beatcock syndrome 

you beat your cock until it bleeds
my cock hurts bro i think its bleeding do i have beatcock syndrome?

beancock 

A tall male who enjoys wrestling, philly cheesesteaks, basketball, and talks in a very loud voice that would make one think he is yelling.
That guy is so loud, he's yelling like a beancock.
beancock by cheeseburrito March 15, 2013

beastcock 

1. Someone who is really tough/muscular

2. Someone who is really good at the thing that they do
1. "He would kick your ass!" "No he wouldn't" "Dude, he's so beastcock!"

2. "Wow man, you're beastcock at hackysack!"
beastcock by Moore/Boyle August 14, 2004
a female who is short and light enough to be picked up and fucked senseless, requiring as little effort as beating off with a sock.
"Dude, look at that beatsock over there, I bet she weighs like 100 pounds!"

"Yeah you could totally throw her all over the place!"
beatsock by seewalk@ July 25, 2011

Michael batcock

A person or thing that is absolutely amazingly killing it
Elon musk is really Michael batcocking right now!
Michael batcock by Tikmh February 2, 2023
Crime fighting super hero who dresses up as a bat and also has a ginormous cock. The only thing better then his crime fighting is his dick. His signature move is the flying spin cock. He jumps up like a spin kick but hits you with his huge cock. Men fear him and women love him. No man or women stands a chance against him. HE'S BATCOCK.
The way he is fighting those guys and pleasing the women reminds me of batcock.
batcock by We to low April 10, 2021