beat the meat

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

beat the meat

what u do in front of people while being drunk as fuck!

How much have u had to drink?
sut hte fuk up dood im beetin my fukin meet%$23?>

by cody September 2, 2004

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Beat The Meat

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

by TyBangLon March 15, 2011

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003