beardbag 

teabagging someone with your beard instead of your nuts.

That manly lumberjack over there probably beardbags his girlfriend all the time!

beardbag by Vlad Diesel February 11, 2019

Beardfag 

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.

Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.

Beardfag by Twowongsdontmakeawhite April 15, 2019

beardbarian 

A barbaric man, usually coming from mountain communities (or in Canada) that has a kick ass beard that's used in order to show dominance. One usually earns said beard, even ladies, though these are usually called Mrs. Beardy's.

Usually rages at trees, wildlife, fucking elves, and a lot of other shit. Also has an ax used for combat/logging.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that guy with the beard and the furs?
Person 2: Yeah, that's the Beardbarian!

beardbarian by MoonClaw12 September 30, 2017

Beardbanging

Similar to headbanging, but with two main differences.

a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)

Headbanging is so out, beardbanging is in

Beardbanging by Alsastar May 5, 2011

beardage 

a quasi beard, stubbly beard

eyo you should shave off that beardage b4 dis party 2nite

beardage by j money August 23, 2003

Beard Bag 

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.

Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.

Beard Bag by MajikalBum January 18, 2011

Beardwagon 

When someone starts to grow a beard upon witnessing others around growing them. Commonly seen around movember/no-shave-november.

Look he's growing a beard too, looks like someone jumped on the beardwagon.

Beardwagon by reaperslay January 6, 2015