beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.

You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!

by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016

Beardstrum

Beardstrum is a word commonly used to describe a beard which is overgrown.

God that guy has an awful beardstrum.

by Fabio4evA March 19, 2012

beardcrumbs

Small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving.

You've left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.

by pixel70 June 16, 2010

beardscrimination

When a person is knowingly discriminated against for having facial hair.

People who have beards may not work as restaurant servers. This is beardscrimination.

When a female won't kiss a man because hair is growing from his face. This is beardscrimination.

by once_a_fool September 2, 2013