beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

by beard cock July 25, 2017

cock beard

1. an undesirable person with a beard.

yo, fuck off you cock beard.

by nwp2 February 2, 2006

Bear Cock

essentially a giant penis

DickHead1: you're a wizard harry
Dickhead2: No I'm not ill shove my bear cock in your ass in split you in two

by G Eazy November 28, 2013

Cock Board

When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.

Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.

by puebloCO November 25, 2010

colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

cock-board

A cock board is when you stick a dildo on a skateboard.

"cock-boarding". Fucking the dildo while its on a skate board

Wanna sit on my cock-board ?

by tigwig April 26, 2011

Cock bear

Part rooster part bear. Not to be confused with care bears. Part cocky like a fighting rooster and yet lovable like a teddy bear. Description of a cocky but lovable beau.

That young man reminds me of a cock bear. He is lovable but feisty.

by Madame Breaux psychic September 28, 2020