beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

by beard cock July 25, 2017

cock beard

1. an undesirable person with a beard.

yo, fuck off you cock beard.

by nwp2 February 02, 2006

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 03, 2020